What’s on TV Land Today?
Here’s today’s schedule for TV Land.
Wednesday, Sep 18, 2024 EDT
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The Andy Griffith Show – Dinner at Eight Andy looks forward to eating a few snacks and spending an evening alone. | |
The Andy Griffith Show – A Visit to Barney Fife Andy visits Barney, now with the Raleigh Police Department, and makes a hero out of him. | |
The Andy Griffith Show – Barney Comes to Mayberry Detective Barney Fife returns to Mayberry in time for the premiere of a former girlfriend's movie. | |
The Andy Griffith Show – Andy's Old Girlfriend Andy's perennial romance with Helen is jolted when his high-school sweetheart moves back to town. | |
M*A*S*H – Iron Guts Kelly A celebrated general dies in Margaret's quarters, and his aide glorifies the circumstances. | |
M*A*S*H – O.R. The doctors of the 4077th have more than they can handle on a bad day in the OR. | |
M*A*S*H – Springtime A grateful patient devotes himself to Hawkeye, while Klinger gets married, and Radar falls in love. | |
Bonanza – The Medal Tensions mount when the Cartwrights take in a penniless Civil War hero from the North. | |
Gunsmoke – The Sodbusters Marshal Dillon rides into a range war while pursuing an outlaw. | |
Gunsmoke – The Brothers After being duped into helping to shoot and kill an outlaw, Kitty is pursued by the man's brother. | |
Gunsmoke – Hostage A gang of murderers called the Dog Soldiers swears vengeance against Matt for killing one of their members. | |
Gunsmoke – Jubilee A Kansas farmer (Scott Brady) dreams of making it rich with his quarter horse. | |
The Andy Griffith Show – Andy and Opie's Pal Opie becomes jealous when he thinks Andy likes Trey, his new best friend, more than him. Andy then decides to teach Opie a lesson in friendship. | |
The Andy Griffith Show – Aunt Bee the Crusader Aunt Bee organizes a protest to keep Mr Frisby, the local egg farmer, from getting evicted because of a highway project. However, unbeknownst to her, Mr Frisby is hiding a big secret. | |
The Andy Griffith Show – Barney's Sidecar Barney adds a vintage motorcycle to the rolling stock of the Mayberry Sheriff's Department. | |
The Andy Griffith Show – My Fair Ernest T. Bass A mountain-bred would-be Romeo is brought into Andy's home to be taught some manners. | |
The Andy Griffith Show – Prisoner of Love Andy and Barney fall for the charms of a female prisoner who threatens to crumble the security of the Mayberry jail. | |
The Andy Griffith Show – Hot Rod Otis Otis Campbell acquires a car and threatens the lives and limbs of Mayberry's pedestrian population. | |
Everybody Loves Raymond – Robert's Divorce The sight of Robert's ex-wife prompts the family to reminisce about the demise of the marriage. | |
Everybody Loves Raymond – Italy Marie surprises the entire family with a two-week vacation in Italy, but for Ray, it's two weeks too long. | |
Everybody Loves Raymond – Italy Marie surprises the entire family with a two-week vacation in Italy, but for Ray, it's two weeks too long. | |
Everybody Loves Raymond – Wallpaper Ray's parents finally go too far, prompting him to lose his cool and kick them out of the house once and for all. | |
Everybody Loves Raymond – Meant to Be Robert quickly goes from deciding which one of three beautiful women he likes to wondering if any still like him. | |
Everybody Loves Raymond – Pet Cemetery When Debra and the kids go away for the weekend, Ray accidentally kills Ally's hamster. | |
Everybody Loves Raymond – The Author Sibling rivalry heats up when a publishing company passes on Ray's sports book and Robert gets promoted. | |
The King of Queens – Paint Misbehavin' After Carrie tells Doug that it's okay for him to find other women attractive, he asks her to tell him which men she finds attractive. Unsurprisingly, this doesn't end well. | |
The King of Queens – Deacon Blues Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) discuss the real definition of infidelity when Doug sees Deacon (Victor Williams) with another woman. | |
The King of Queens – Horizontal Hold Deacon's recent separation forces Doug and Carrie to re-examine some things they may have taken for granted. | |
The King of Queens – Inner Tube Doug dreams that he could solve all of his problems if he could assume the roles of vintage television characters. | |
The King of Queens – Papa Pill When Doug can't understand the difficulties Carrie faces when caring for Arthur, he takes over and learns the hard way. | |
Seinfeld – The Stranded After a party, and much to the host's chagrin, Jerry and Elaine wait for Kramer to pick them up. | |
Seinfeld – The Alternate Side Elaine breaks up with her 66-year-old beau (Edward Penn), who suffers a stroke in front of Jerry's apartment. | |
Seinfeld – The Red Dot Jerry is unintentionally responsible for Elaine's romantic woes; George gives Elaine a cashmere sweater. | |
Seinfeld – The Subway Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer have unique experiences on their subway rides. | |
The New Adventures of Old Christine – Endless Shrimp, Endless Night Christine tries to reignite the relationship between her brother and his ex-girlfriend; Richard tries to interest Ritchie in his job. | |
The New Adventures of Old Christine – Let Him Eat Cake Christine wants credit for turning Richard into a good boyfriend and for recommending a thoughtful birthday gift for New Christine to give him. | |
The New Adventures of Old Christine – Sleepless in Mar Vista After taking sleeping pills, Christine discovers that she made several embarrassing phone calls while knocked out. | |
The New Adventures of Old Christine – Undercover Brother Christine learns an astonishing secret after sleeping with Richard's attractive brother (Charles Esten). | |
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