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Aunt Bee has a brief fling as co-owner of a Chinese restaurant.

Floyd decides to give up his Mayberry barbershop when Howard buys the building and raises the rent.

The Taylors find out that their heroic ancestor, immortalized in a statue, was actually a crook.

Helen writes a children's book that is accepted for publication.

When Hawkeye is denied an R & R pass he thinks he needs, he concocts a wild case history for an Army psychiatrist to study.

Henry won't allow a wounded helicopter pilot to go home.

When Henry Blake is transferred to Tokyo, Hawkeye launches a wild campaign to get him back.

A sheriff's daughter runs off with her boyfriend (John Ericson), unaware he is a murderous bank robber.

Festus, lost and wandering in the desert, stumbles into a ghost town and finds himself attacked by an unknown assailant.

His foray into the freight business nearly results in Festus getting married.

A released convict (Eric Braeden) comes to claim his long-time pen pal -- a married woman.

An aging marshal tries to capture outlaws for execution, but finds one of the gang is his son.

Opie signs up for a race to win a medal, but he loses and learns an important lesson in good sportsmanship instead.

Andy's diplomacy and modern engineering techniques are required to upgrade the music of the town choir.

To celebrate Founder's Day, Andy and Barney decide to choose a stranger at random to be Mayberry's Guest of Honor. Unbeknownst to them, the person they have chosen turns out to be a pickpocket.

Andy uses his wits to help a struggling salesman, despite strong pressure to put him out of business.

With the courthouse full of moonshiners, Otis has to serve his jail time for public intoxication at the Taylor house under the supervision of Aunt Bee.

Andy and Barney exert all their efforts to convince local farmer Rafe Hollister to take his tetanus shot when he refuses.

Frank mistakenly passes out Ray's colorfully wrapped "chocolate coins."

Robert moves into his own apartment, leaving a void in the rest of the Barone household.

Ray receives a large blow to his ego when Andy sells an article to Sports Illustrated.

Nobody likes Raymond after his negative comments about marriage lead to the breakup of Robert and Amy.

Debra learns that beautiful neighbors are the real reason Ray is spending so much time at Robert's apartment.

Ray challenges his father to a game of table tennis after learning that the elder Barone purposely let him win.

Robert jumps into the "favorite son" position after Marie learns about a wild party Ray held 20 years ago.

Doug has to transport penguins to the Albany zoo, forcing him to cancel romantic Valentine's Day plans with Carrie.

Doug downplays a mold problem in the basement so he and Carrie can go on a last-minute Caribbean vacation.

When insurance won't cover the mold problem, Doug asks his dad for money, leaving Arthur insulted because he didn't come to him. Anne Meara guest stars.

After tearing apart the Heffernans' walls, a contractor has a dispute with Doug and disappears, leaving things a mess.

When Doug gets caught in a lie to avoid going to the opera, he and Carrie decide to be honest with each other in the future.

Jerry buys his father (Barney Martin) an organizer but can't make him use it; Kramer retires next to the Seinfelds.

George learns to leave at the right moment; Jerry has a new girl (Cindy Ambuehl) with a past; Puddy (Patrick Warburton) is religious.

Jerry decides to teach Uncle Leo a lesson after he catches him shoplifting at a bookstore; Elaine humiliates herself at a party.

Elaine wolfs down Peterman's (John O'Hurley) pricey cheesecake; Kramer calls in "the guys" for George.

Richard learns from a gloating Matthew that Christine is out enjoying her fifth date with a new beau, Burton, so he does what any self-respecting ex-husband would do: he sabotages the happy couple's goodnight kiss and insults Burton.

After 10 dates, Christine faces a critical moment in her relationship with Burton, whether to let him meet her son. When she relents, she is thrown for a loop.

Christine's attempt to promote racial and ethnic diversity at her son's exclusive private school has unintended consequences.

Following Christine's breakup with Burton, everyone expects Christine to fall apart emotionally, but she insists she is fine and looking forward to spending time with her best friend: herself. Christine realizes she really did care for Burton.

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Andy and Opie face the difficult problem of helping an old milk-wagon horse find contentment in retirement.