Disclosure: Your support helps keep our site running! We earn referral fees for some of the products & services we recommend. Learn more

TV Land TV Schedule & Listings Guide

Last Updated:

What’s on TV Land Today?

Here’s today’s schedule for TV Land.

Wednesday, Sep 18, 2024 EDT

House Stealing - The Latest Cyberthreat and How To Protect Your Home

Home Title Lock - Title Theft is Real and Your Equity is at Risk. Protect the Title to Your Home Today with America's Leader in Home Title Monitoring, Change Alerts and Title Restoration.

The Andy Griffith ShowDinner at Eight

Andy looks forward to eating a few snacks and spending an evening alone.

The Andy Griffith ShowA Visit to Barney Fife

Andy visits Barney, now with the Raleigh Police Department, and makes a hero out of him.

The Andy Griffith ShowBarney Comes to Mayberry

Detective Barney Fife returns to Mayberry in time for the premiere of a former girlfriend's movie.

The Andy Griffith ShowAndy's Old Girlfriend

Andy's perennial romance with Helen is jolted when his high-school sweetheart moves back to town.

M*A*S*HIron Guts Kelly

A celebrated general dies in Margaret's quarters, and his aide glorifies the circumstances.

M*A*S*HO.R.

The doctors of the 4077th have more than they can handle on a bad day in the OR.

M*A*S*HSpringtime

A grateful patient devotes himself to Hawkeye, while Klinger gets married, and Radar falls in love.

BonanzaThe Medal

Tensions mount when the Cartwrights take in a penniless Civil War hero from the North.

GunsmokeThe Sodbusters

Marshal Dillon rides into a range war while pursuing an outlaw.

GunsmokeThe Brothers

After being duped into helping to shoot and kill an outlaw, Kitty is pursued by the man's brother.

GunsmokeHostage

A gang of murderers called the Dog Soldiers swears vengeance against Matt for killing one of their members.

GunsmokeJubilee

A Kansas farmer (Scott Brady) dreams of making it rich with his quarter horse.

The Andy Griffith ShowAndy and Opie's Pal

Opie becomes jealous when he thinks Andy likes Trey, his new best friend, more than him. Andy then decides to teach Opie a lesson in friendship.

The Andy Griffith ShowAunt Bee the Crusader

Aunt Bee organizes a protest to keep Mr Frisby, the local egg farmer, from getting evicted because of a highway project. However, unbeknownst to her, Mr Frisby is hiding a big secret.

The Andy Griffith ShowBarney's Sidecar

Barney adds a vintage motorcycle to the rolling stock of the Mayberry Sheriff's Department.

The Andy Griffith ShowMy Fair Ernest T. Bass

A mountain-bred would-be Romeo is brought into Andy's home to be taught some manners.

The Andy Griffith ShowPrisoner of Love

Andy and Barney fall for the charms of a female prisoner who threatens to crumble the security of the Mayberry jail.

The Andy Griffith ShowHot Rod Otis

Otis Campbell acquires a car and threatens the lives and limbs of Mayberry's pedestrian population.

Everybody Loves RaymondRobert's Divorce

The sight of Robert's ex-wife prompts the family to reminisce about the demise of the marriage.

Everybody Loves RaymondItaly

Marie surprises the entire family with a two-week vacation in Italy, but for Ray, it's two weeks too long.

Everybody Loves RaymondItaly

Marie surprises the entire family with a two-week vacation in Italy, but for Ray, it's two weeks too long.

Everybody Loves RaymondWallpaper

Ray's parents finally go too far, prompting him to lose his cool and kick them out of the house once and for all.

Everybody Loves RaymondMeant to Be

Robert quickly goes from deciding which one of three beautiful women he likes to wondering if any still like him.

Everybody Loves RaymondPet Cemetery

When Debra and the kids go away for the weekend, Ray accidentally kills Ally's hamster.

Everybody Loves RaymondThe Author

Sibling rivalry heats up when a publishing company passes on Ray's sports book and Robert gets promoted.

The King of QueensPaint Misbehavin'

After Carrie tells Doug that it's okay for him to find other women attractive, he asks her to tell him which men she finds attractive. Unsurprisingly, this doesn't end well.

The King of QueensDeacon Blues

Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) discuss the real definition of infidelity when Doug sees Deacon (Victor Williams) with another woman.

The King of QueensHorizontal Hold

Deacon's recent separation forces Doug and Carrie to re-examine some things they may have taken for granted.

The King of QueensInner Tube

Doug dreams that he could solve all of his problems if he could assume the roles of vintage television characters.

The King of QueensPapa Pill

When Doug can't understand the difficulties Carrie faces when caring for Arthur, he takes over and learns the hard way.

SeinfeldThe Stranded

After a party, and much to the host's chagrin, Jerry and Elaine wait for Kramer to pick them up.

SeinfeldThe Alternate Side

Elaine breaks up with her 66-year-old beau (Edward Penn), who suffers a stroke in front of Jerry's apartment.

SeinfeldThe Red Dot

Jerry is unintentionally responsible for Elaine's romantic woes; George gives Elaine a cashmere sweater.

SeinfeldThe Subway

Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer have unique experiences on their subway rides.

The New Adventures of Old ChristineEndless Shrimp, Endless Night

Christine tries to reignite the relationship between her brother and his ex-girlfriend; Richard tries to interest Ritchie in his job.

The New Adventures of Old ChristineLet Him Eat Cake

Christine wants credit for turning Richard into a good boyfriend and for recommending a thoughtful birthday gift for New Christine to give him.

The New Adventures of Old ChristineSleepless in Mar Vista

After taking sleeping pills, Christine discovers that she made several embarrassing phone calls while knocked out.

The New Adventures of Old ChristineUndercover Brother

Christine learns an astonishing secret after sleeping with Richard's attractive brother (Charles Esten).

Paid Programming

Paid programming.

Total Gym 50 Years of Moving You

For years, Total Gym has been a leader in fitness, empowering millions to achieve their health goals. One piece of equipment does it all. Over 100 unique exercises. No assembly required. Folds for storing. Go to TotalGymDirect.com for special offers!

Natalie Mootz
Latest posts by Natalie Mootz (see all)

    Ask Our Experts

    Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

    Share via
    Copy link
    Powered by Social Snap