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Barney and Floyd run out of gas on their way home from a fishing trip. While looking for a telephone, they are captured and held hostage in a remote cabin by a group of escaped female convicts.

Aunt Bee drops hints that she wants a bed jacket for her birthday, but Andy is oblivious. When he realizes he let his aunt down, Andy goes to great lengths to get her the bed jacket.

Barney sets out to prove that the Mayberry Bank is prone to robberies and is not safe. Disguised as a cleaning lady, he easily slips by the bank teller and accidentally locks himself in the vault.

Opie must learn to fight when new boy Steve moves into town, bullies him, and causes trouble for him and his friends.

Barney issues the governor a parking ticket when his chauffeur parks in a no-parking zone. The governor, impressed, visits Mayberry to commend him for doing his job without favoritism.

Robert moves into his own apartment, leaving a void in the rest of the Barone household.

Ray receives a large blow to his ego when Andy (Andy Kindler) sells an article to Sports Illustrated.

Nobody likes Raymond after his negative comments about marriage lead to the breakup of Robert and Amy.

Ray and his family are crushed when Marie cooks up a tofu turkey for Thanksgiving dinner.

Debra learns that beautiful neighbors are the real reason Ray is spending so much time at Robert's apartment.

Marie and Frank devastate Ray by trading in their gift, a personally engraved toaster, for a coffee maker.

Ray challenges his father to a game of table tennis after learning that the elder Barone purposely let him win.

Doug's bowling-team sponsor demands victory, meaning Doug may have to fire his team's weak link: his wife, Carrie.

Carrie insists on using Doug's Christmas bonus to invest in Internet stock.

Carrie helps Doug plan a bachelor party after she volunteers him to be the friendless Danny's best man.

Doug's memories of his glory days as a football player don't match those of his old teammates.

Arthur disrupts Carrie and Doug's lives by moving from the cold basement to the much warmer second floor.

Doug (Kevin James) is distraught when he learns that Carrie (Leah Remini) has been cheating at board games. With Jerry Stiller.

Jerry finds part of his new date's anatomy of interest; George's job is threatened; Elaine's relationship sputters.

Jerry tries to reveal more of his feelings on the advice of his new girlfriend (Lori Loughlin). With Jason Alexander.

At his parents' insistence, Jerry is coached by personal trainer Izzy Mandelbaum (Lloyd Bridges) to lose weight.

Jerry, promised a vehicle as payment for a performance, winds up getting a van instead of a car; Elaine meets a new man; Kramer has no need for mail.

Christy is asked to perform questionable tasks for her demanding new boss; Bonnie has second thoughts about taking Adam's last name.

Christy escorts a reluctant chef Rudy to court-ordered AA meetings; Bonnie attempts to make Adam feel more at home in the apartment.

Following the sudden death of a friend, Christy and Bonnie look for ways to honor her memory.

Christy tries to embrace positivity after having a meltdown; Bonnie gets a glimpse of what Adam was like before his accident.

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Aunt Bee is asked to star in a furniture polish commercial on TV.

Goober's girlfriend fills in for him at the station and proves to be efficient.

Opie upsets the whole town when he proves that the famous Battle of Mayberry was only a bloodless brawl.

Aunt Bee's original song about Mayberry is a hit when it's played by a rock 'n' roll star on TV.

Hawkeye is the only doctor left to operate when the flu hits the 4077th.

Hawkeye and Trapper battle the brass all the way to the top in their efforts to get an incubator for the unit.

The officers' weekly poker game at the 4077th is interrupted by three separate emergencies. Guest starring Noriyuki "Pat" Morita and John Ritter.

Former Civil War prisoners seeking revenge surround Ben, Hoss and Ben's friend (J.D. Cannon), a former Confederate prison commandant.

Seven homeless children spend Christmas on their way from a Kansas orphanage to California.

A man becomes caught up in a falsified rustling charge, jailbreak and murder.

Matt, critically injured, becomes allied with a boy, an old man and a young woman.

Deputy Newley is attracted to a vivacious young lady, unaware that the lovely charmer has a crimson past.

Malcolm Tucker, a wealthy businessman, has trouble getting his car to start and finds himself stranded in Mayberry on a Sunday.