What’s on Paramount Network Today?
Here’s today’s schedule for Paramount Network.
Wednesday, Sep 18, 2024 EDT
| Two and a Half Men – Kissing Abraham Lincoln Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper; Alan looks to sell Kandi's condo, but sex keeps getting in the way. | |
| Movie – World War Z When a zombie pandemic threatens to destroy humanity, a former United Nations investigator (Brad Pitt) is forced back into service to try to uncover the source of the infection. | |
| Movie – The Day After Tomorrow A climatologist tries to locate and save his son after global warming leads to worldwide natural disasters. | |
| Movie – World War Z When a zombie pandemic threatens to destroy humanity, a former United Nations investigator (Brad Pitt) is forced back into service to try to uncover the source of the infection. | |
| The Office – Baby Shower Michael has Dwight go over possible birthing scenarios to prepare for the birth of Jan's baby; Michael tells Holly he will pretend not to like her for Jan's benefit. | |
| Inogen Portable Oxygen - No More Tanks! Regain independence and enjoy greater mobility with the compact design and long-lasting battery of portable oxygen. | |
| Rare Silver Eagle Set Add the Complete Set of 40: 1986-2024 American Silver Eagles graded in Mint State 69 to your numismatic collection. This set includes the first year of issue in 1986, the final year of issue Type 1 and first ever Type 2 with the new design in 2021! | |
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| Who Stole My Life? Every 3 seconds an American's identity is stolen. Just how safe is your 401k? Your bank account? Your home? Your credit? Crime Reporter Tom Morris Jr. investigates the identity theft epidemic. Find out how you can help protect yourself with LifeLock. | |
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| Bar Rescue – Chumps Jon Taffer takes a dated sports bar in Burbank out of retirement. | |
| Bar Rescue – Twin vs. Twin Before Jon even enters this Kansas City bar he is met with sirens; sibling rivalry between twins. | |
| Bar Rescue – Sticky Situation A son's excessive drinking at a family-owned bar results in bad management decisions that are draining profits and attracting some x-rated characters. | |
| Bar Rescue – Raising Arizona An owner's illicit affair produces a child, and destroys both his marriage and the reputation of his bar. | |
| Bar Rescue – Silence of the Ants A Long Beach dive bar becomes infested with more than just bar problems -- they have bug problems. | |
| Bar Rescue – Caving In A mother and son find themselves at odds on how to save their failing bar; when mom steps away, her son runs the bar into the ground. | |
| Bar Rescue – Big Trouble in Little China Grove When a Texas couple on the brink of retirement can't stop enabling their belligerent daughter, Jon Taffer must get them to face facts at this China Grove, Texas, country bar. | |
| Bar Rescue – A Silver Dollar Saved, Is a Silver Dollar Earned Forced to watch her husband and father-in-law's relationship fall apart over their bar, Norma reaches out to Jon to help. | |
| Bar Rescue – Hideaway From Reality Jon faces an owner unwilling to own up to his mistakes and failures and a staff unwilling to speak the truth about him. | |
| Two and a Half Men – Grab a Feather and Get in Line Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity. | |
| Two and a Half Men – Run Steven Staven! Run! Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships. | |
| Two and a Half Men – Walnuts and Demerol Charlie finds himself throwing an unwanted, unplanned holiday party; Evelyn tries to keep Charlie from sleeping with his party date. | |
| Two and a Half Men – That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor (guest star Brooke Shields). | |
| Two and a Half Men – My Damn Stalker Charlie must face his feelings when Rose announces she is moving to London; Alan fudges his online dating profile, only to wind up with a fellow profile-embellisher (Allison Janney). | |
| Two and a Half Men – Young People Have Phlegm Too A more mature woman (Morgan Fairchild) helps rebuild Charlie's ego after he becomes insecure about his age. | |
| Two and a Half Men – I Merely Slept With a Commie Evelyn makes Charlie and Alan regret saying that she will not have any mourners at her funeral. | |
| Two and a Half Men – It Never Rains in Hooterville After realizing that Jake's childhood is almost over, Alan makes a last-minute try at father-son bonding; Kandi embarks on a new career. |
