What’s on AMC Today?
Here’s today’s schedule for AMC.
Friday, Sep 13, 2024 EDT
| Movie – Jaws 2 Amity's citizens and police chief (Roy Scheider) dread another tourist season with a huge white shark near the beach. | |
| Movie – Jaws 3 An engineer (Dennis Quaid) and a marine biologist (Bess Armstrong) face a mother white shark at a Florida sea park. | |
| Movie – Jaws the Revenge A huge white shark harasses a New England widow (Lorraine Gary) and her marine-biologist son (Lance Guest) in the Bahamas. | |
| The Three Stooges – Hoi Polloi A professor plays Pygmalion to the Stooges. | |
| Two and a Half Men – If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap Alan offers to help get Charlie's cleaning lady back if Charlie can get Jake ready to go out to dinner with his mother. | |
| Two and a Half Men – Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up; Charlie teaches Jake a lesson about screening telephone calls from women. | |
| Two and a Half Men – If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend. | |
| Two and a Half Men – Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful Charlie realizes Jake's classmates know the words to all of his jingles, and he is inspired to craft the fourth-grade musical with unusual results. | |
| Two and a Half Men – Phase One, Complete Jake and Evelyn befriend one of Charlie's one-night stands, causing her to stay longer than expected. | |
| Two and a Half Men – Merry Thanksgiving In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa (Denise Richards) over for Thanksgiving dinner. | |
| Two and a Half Men – Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau; when the brothers go shopping, they clash over what to buy. | |
| Two and a Half Men – Camel Filters and Pheremones The housekeeper's beautiful granddaughter comes to work with her and attracts the attention of the men; Alan tries to convince Judith that Charlie's house is good for Jake. | |
| Two and a Half Men – Sarah Like Puny Alan Charlie sets his ailing brother up on a date, then drags him to a steam room to help him get rid of his flu symptoms. | |
| Two and a Half Men – I Can't Afford Hyenas Charlie realizes he's broke when his credit card is declined at the grocery store. Richard Lewis guest stars. | |
| Two and a Half Men – Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Guest star: Jenna Elfman. | |
| Two and a Half Men – That Was Saliva, Alan Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake. | |
| Two and a Half Men – Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death. | |
| Two and a Half Men – An Old Flame With a New Wick Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell). | |
| Movie – The Terminator A cyborg (Arnold Schwarzenegger) from the future arrives in 20th-century Los Angeles to kill the woman (Linda Hamilton) who will give birth to mankind's post-apocalyptic savior. | |
| Movie – Jaws A New England police chief (Roy Scheider), a shark hunter (Robert Shaw) and a scientist (Richard Dreyfuss) have a showdown with a huge white shark. | |
| Movie – Jaws 2 Amity's citizens and police chief (Roy Scheider) dread another tourist season with a huge white shark near the beach. | |
| Movie – Forrest Gump JFK, LBJ, Vietnam, Watergate and other history unfold through the perspective of an Alabama man (Tom Hanks) with an IQ of 75. |
