What’s on Comedy Central Today?
Here’s today’s schedule for Comedy Central.
Friday, Sep 13, 2024 EDT
| Family Guy – A Bottle Episode Lois is blocked from a vacation rental app and accused of stealing; Stewie and Brian try to sell saltwater taffy door to door. | |
| Family Guy – The Bird Reich Peter tries to take advantage of a work policy granting leave in the event of a pet's death; Stewie causes Brian to give up writing. | |
| South Park – Pee Things turn deadly when the boys spend a fun-filled day at the water park. | |
| South Park – Sexual Healing Some of the boys have a sex-addiction problem. | |
| South Park – The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs The boys read a controversial book that inspires them to write one of their own. | |
| South Park – Medicinal Fried Chicken Cartman's favorite restaurant shuts down, and its replacement is a store that sells medicinal marijuana. | |
| South Park – You Have 0 Friends Kyle requested the wrong person as a friend on Facebook and all of his are deserting him. | |
| South Park – Crippled Summer Jimmy and Timmy go to camp with their friends. | |
| South Park – Poor and Stupid Cartman dreams of being a NASCAR driver and he is willing to do whatever it takes to make it happen. | |
| South Park – It's a Jersey Thing New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time, Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park. | |
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| Parks and Recreation – The Johnny Karate Super Awesome Musical Explosion Show For the final episode of Andy's TV show, Leslie hijacks part of the production, bringing Andy's pals in to honor his efforts. | |
| Parks and Recreation – Two Funerals Leslie helps Tom prepare for a big evening; April and Ben conduct interviews; Donna and Andy assist Ron with a life change. | |
| Parks and Recreation – One Last Ride, Part 1 Before bidding Pawnee farewell, the gang must complete one last task together: repairing a broken swingset on a playground. | |
| Parks and Recreation – One Last Ride, Part 2 Before bidding Pawnee farewell, the gang must complete one last task together: repairing a broken swingset on a playground. | |
| Parks and Recreation – Pawnee Zoo Hoping to promote the local zoo, Leslie arranges a penguin "wedding," but things don't go as planned when they realize the birds are both male. | |
| Parks and Recreation – The Stakeout Tom and Leslie discover marijuana planted in the community garden; Ann gets permission from Leslie to go on a date with Mark. | |
| Parks and Recreation – Beauty Pageant Leslie eagerly anticipates her role as a judge in the Miss Pawnee Pageant but finds herself disagreeing with the other judges about what constitutes an ideal woman. | |
| Movie – The Longest Yard At a Texas penitentiary, jailed NFL veterans (Adam Sandler, Burt Reynolds) train their fellow inmates for a football game against the guards. | |
| Movie – Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby NASCAR driver Ricky Bobby (Will Ferrell) faces his greatest challenge ever when French Formula One driver Jean Girard (Sacha Baron Cohen) roars onto the scene. | |
| Movie – Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story The owner (Vince Vaughn) of a gym and an overbearing entrepreneur (Ben Stiller) form dodgeball teams to compete for $50,000 in Las Vegas. | |
| The Office – The Seminar Holly and Michael turn Andy's business seminar into an improv challenge; Erin and Gabe compete in a board game battle. | |
| The Office – The Search Jim is forced to abandon Michael at a gas station after receiving an emergency phone call; Erin, Dwight and Holly (Amy Ryan) search for Michael; Pam's art inspires a captioning contest that appears to offend Gabe. | |
| The Office – PDA Public displays of affection between Holly and Michael make everyone uncomfortable; Jim and Pam experience the aftermath of a bottomless champagne lunch; Andy tags along on Erin's romantic treasure hunt. | |
| The Office – Threat Level Midnight After 11 years of preparation, Michael is ready to debut his action movie. | |
| The Office – Todd Packer Dunder Mifflin traveling salesman Todd Packer comes to the office looking for a desk job; Andy fights Pam for a new computer. | |
| The Office – Garage Sale Michael decides to ask Holly to marry him; the office has a garage sale. | |
| The Office – Training Day Everyone hopes to make good first impressions with the new manager, Deangelo Vickers (Will Ferrell). | |
| The Office – Michael's Last Dundies Michael teaches Deangelo (Will Ferrell) how to host the Dundie Awards; Erin struggles with her feelings for Gabe. | |
| The Office – Goodbye Michael, Part 1 Michael wants a drama-free day to say goodbye to his friends; Deangelo and Andy work to keep Michael's most-important clients. | |
| Movie – The Longest Yard At a Texas penitentiary, jailed NFL veterans (Adam Sandler, Burt Reynolds) train their fellow inmates for a football game against the guards. |
