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Ike is obsessed with the Canadian royal wedding.

Cartman is sent to anger-management therapy.

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Decorating your entire home has never been easier with the brand new Star Shower Ultra 9 laser light show! Now with 9 different patterns, your home will dazzle with thousands of bright colorful stars in just minutes!

Are you making the most of your Medicare coverage? In this program you will learn about the variety of Humana Medicare plans designed to fit your needs, your lifestyle, and your budget.

The crew discovers an irresistible source of food on a new planet.

The founder of Mom's Friendly Robot Co. wants world domination for a Mother's Day gift. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John Di Maggio.

When professor Farnsworth builds a "what if" machine, Fry and the crew find out what would happen if their wishes were fulfilled.

When Bender's late uncle leaves him a gothic castle, Bender must spend one entire night there. Voices of Billy West, John Di Maggio, Katey Sagal, Lauren Tom, Maurice LaMarche and Tress MacNeille.

Fry and Bender join the military, unaware that Earth is about to go to war; Leela serves under Zapp Brannigan.

When Fry and Leela exchange job chips, Leela becomes a pizza delivery girl and Fry thaws out his old girlfriend.

The crew is injected into Fry's body to fight off parasites he picked up from an egg-salad sandwich. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal, John Di Maggio, Phil LaMarr and Lauren Tom.

Ground floor of Cartman's latest business venture.

Butters is diagnosed with a multiple personality disorder.

Stan's world view and friendships begin to change right after his tenth birthday; Randy latches onto a new music genre in an attempt to fit in, causing problems in his marriage.

Cartman copes with Asperger's syndrome.

What begins as an innocent game between the boys turns serious when Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.

Jerry is shocked to hear the naughty suggestions on his tape recorder; George sees Elaine in a new light.

Jerry straddles the fence regarding his latest flame (Tawny Kitaen); George's attention is focused on his date's (Susan Diol) nose.

After a party, and much to the host's chagrin, Jerry and Elaine wait for Kramer to pick them up.

Elaine breaks up with her 66-year-old beau (Edward Penn), who suffers a stroke in front of Jerry's apartment.

Jerry is unintentionally responsible for Elaine's romantic woes; George gives Elaine a cashmere sweater.

Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer have unique experiences on their subway rides.

When Pam's contractions begin, she and Jim try to wait things out as long as possible so they can have more time at the hospital; Michael anxiously awaits the baby's arrival; Erin makes Andy jealous when she has lunch with Kevin.

When Pam's contractions begin, she and Jim try to wait things out as long as possible so they can have more time at the hospital; Michael anxiously awaits the baby's arrival; Erin makes Andy jealous when she has lunch with Kevin.

Michael tries to impress Jo; Dwight causes trouble on Jim's first day back from paternity leave; Erin and Andy go on their first date.

Members of the sales staff let Sabre's new Sales Is King policy go to their heads.

Michael tries to impress one of Pam and Jim's friends; Erin and Andy try to keep their relationship a secret; Dwight reconsiders his contract with Angela.

Andy tries to make Secretary's Day memorable for Erin; Oscar circulates a viral video comparing Kevin's voice to Cookie Monster's.

Pam and Jim work on their first joint sales pitch; Michael misreads body language; Dwight encourages Kelly to try out for the minority training program.

Michael thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him and asks Dwight to investigate; Andy becomes frustrated when no one takes his customer's complaint seriously.

Michael is surprisingly cheerful after learning bad news about Donna; new parents Pam and Jim have a hard time staying awake at the office; Dwight refuses to honor a contract.

When the press learns that Sabre's printers catch on fire, Jo tries to find out who the whistle-blower is.

Michael refuses to fire the new office assistant (Evan Peters) when people complain about his bad attitude; Pam tries to impress Jim by pulling an office prank.

Corporate forces Michael into counseling with Toby; Dwight seeks revenge after a shop owner snubs him; Pam tries to change her job title.

Andy invites the office to a play he is in, hoping that Erin will attend; Jim and Pam struggle with their incompetent baby sitter.

Host Desi Lydic sits down with musician Brittany Howard to discuss her new album What Now.

After Peter's mother dies, he befriends her longtime pal, Evelyn (Lauren Bacall); Stewie is upset when he comprehends the reality of death.

Peter and the guys go on a quest to ask God to stop interfering with the outcome of football games.

Peter, Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland discover that Chris is a thief when they form a neighborhood detective agency; Lois worries about Chris' relationship with his girlfriend.

Secrets are being leaked on a new gossip website.

After Randy takes Sharon to see a hit musical, he becomes Broadway's biggest fan.

The boys are getting close to discovering the truth about the first Thanksgiving.

Kenny ends up in foster care after his parents are arrested.

An unspeakable tragedy occurs when one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after using the bathroom.

Cartman starts his own gem shopping channel.

The kids are in danger when new trends start to evolve and shift at a rapid pace.