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Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem.

Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem.

George and Elaine go to an optician after George loses his glasses at his health club; Elaine fears she has rabies after being bitten by a dog.

Jerry appears on "Today" with Bryant Gumbel, but must wear a silly shirt as the result of a misunderstanding with Kramer's "low talker" girlfriend; George moves in with his parents.

Jerry, Kramer and Newman (Wayne Knight) investigate their accountant's unexplained sniffles; Elaine's new boyfriend has an annoying habit.

Jerry and Elaine are apprehensive about being the godparents to their friends' newborn son; George is thrilled with his new parking spot.

Pam accidentally brings lice into the office but lets Meredith take the blame; Jim spends a great day in Philadelphia with a potential business associate; Nellie, Phyllis and Kevin interfere with Darryl's love life.

Everyone abuses the office's new espresso machine; Dwight takes Clark on a sales call; Darryl goes for an interview at Jim's company; Pam surprises Jim with a visit.

Dwight tries to stop Darryl from leaving; Jim misses Cece's first recital because of work, upsetting Pam; Nellie exposes Erin and Pete.

David Wallace asks Dwight to find a new part-time salesman who will fill in for Jim; Pam looks for a new desk mate; Erin searches for her birth parents.

Nellie and Dwight spring into action when Pam needs help finding the vandal who defaced her mural; Darryl has a hard time dealing with Jim's habits.

The staff pairs off into pretend couples so they can take advantage of a Valentine's Day discount at a minimall; Erin claims she will break up with Andy when he returns, but Pete has his doubts.

Cleveland is fired as a mailman after a mishap, but flourishes in his new job at the brewery.

Peter makes a hologram of himself to get out of menial household duties.

During a game of hide-and-seek, Stewie takes refuge in Quagmire's suitcase, only to wind up in Paris; Peter and Lois take a getaway to Vermont, where Lois is intent on breaking Bonnie's Instagram "like" record.

Peter and Chris finish last in a "Generation Gap" game at a carnival, forcing them to try to reconnect; Brian starts to date a carny, whom he can't break up with even after witnessing some of her crude habits.

Stewie and Doug compete for the honor of class snack captain.

The guys recount their first true love stories, leading to parodies of "Castaway," "Dirty Dancing" and various Meg Ryan rom-coms.

The guys try to help Mayor Wild West reconnect with his estranged father, Old West.

Lois hypnotizes Peter into satisfying her sexual proclivities; Stewie renovates his treehouse in an attempt to win over Brian and Chris.

A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment.

Meg gets married in Russia but returns home after discovering she was used for a green card marriage; Chris, in need of an extracurricular activity, joins Principal Shepherd in shooting pornos at the high school.

When Peter and Quagmire accidentally switch underwear, they begin to mimic the other's behavior; Stewie and Doug agree to commit each other's murders.

Meg is invigorated by her new role as a getaway driver; Quagmire can't rid himself of the hiccups and implores Peter to kill him.

Lois and her father attend the funeral of Lois' childhood nanny; Peter and the rest of the family turn Pewterschmidt mansion into a hotel.

A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports and entertainment.

The Asian girls in school are drawing pictures of Tweek and Craig.

South Park's citizens decide they no longer need a police force.

Jimmy deals with PC Principal's beliefs.

When PC Principal goes missing, it's discovered he's disappeared with two of the 4th grade students.

Kyle chooses a dangerous alliance over his friendship with Stan.

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Matt's pain from his 20 year old lost limb is solved.

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As a robot, Bender lacks free will so he embarks on a quest for the meaning of life.

The Professor is upset when his parents return from virtual retirement aboard the Near-Death Star.

Bender becomes the hunted after saving a robotic fox from hunters.

The crew needs to recover stolen property from the Robot Mafia so they stage a casino heist.

Bender and the crew are reimagined as wild animals in a nature documentary.

Bender meets a famous folk singer at a maximum security prison and attempts to make a copy of his precious guitar.

Professor Farnsworth rescues the ship from the junkyard and joins a gang of street-racing punks.

Kyle's dad works hard to keep his identity as a troll a secret while he takes his online abuse global.

Gerald basks in the thrill of media attention as he continues to troll everyone and anyone.

The boys of South Park work together to stand up for their rights.

Giant Douche wants to get out of the presidential race.

An entire Colorado city gets hacked; Gerald and Cartman risk losing everything when their full history of Internet activity becomes public.

Gerald encounters the Troll Hunter.

George asks Jerry's date (Marlee Matlin) to read the lips of his ex-girlfriend at a party; Elaine has trouble communicating with a limo driver.