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George's intellect benefits when his girlfriend's illness requires their abstinence; Elaine experiences the opposite effect; Jerry returns to his junior high school for career day.

George competes for a better apartment against a survivor of the Andrea Doria; Kramer visits a vet for his cough.

George finds his perfect woman (Andrea Bendewald); Kramer names his new pet after Jerry; Elaine dates a bald man.

Jerry's parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) think he is low on money; J. Peterman (John O'Hurley) resumes his position as Elaine's boss.

After Barb wound up in jail during Richard's and New Christine's wedding due to her immigration status, Christine and Matthew head to the Bahamas in order to try to get an illegal visa to get her out of jail.

Christine and Richard must face the shocking reality of how much they have aged when they run into some old college friends.

After discovering a suspicious mole, Christine panics when she cannot get into a doctor's office fast enough; Richard decides to move back in with New Christine.

Christine hires an aggressive divorce attorney (Corbin Bernsen) who convinces her that Barb owes her alimony.

Dan tries to reunite Becky and Mark; Roseanne learns Darlene and David are in Chicago.

Roseanne tries to calm things down when Dan goes into a rage over David and Darlene's relationship.

Jackie's house buzzes with activity as Roseanne tries to hide David from Dan.

Roseanne becomes involved in a family feud as Fred (Michael O'Keefe) sues Jackie for custody of their unborn child.

Nancy wants to introduce Roseanne and Jackie to her new friend Sharon.

Roseanne tries to limit Fred's participation when Jackie goes into labor.

When Dan's father (Ned Beatty) misses an alimony payment, he and Roseanne argue about covering it.

Roseanne tries to help Dan see the kindness in the lies his father (Ned Beatty) is telling about his mother.

D.J. has serious ethical questions for his mother after Roseanne takes delivery of too many stoves for the diner.

Roseanne and Dan are amazed to hear how Bev (Estelle Parsons) broke her pelvis at the retirement home.

Dan turns to a soap opera for help in an attempt to rekindle the romance in his marriage.

Titanic egos clash and Roseanne frets all the way, as Fred and Jackie can't seem to make up their minds about seeking wedded bliss.

With everyone vying for space at the Connor residence, Roseanne and Dan have to ask someone to leave.

Pregnancy gives Roseanne and Dan problems; Darlene dates another guy.

Molly is annoyed when Vince and Mike strike up a friendship.

When Mike's mother needs gallbladder surgery, she asks Molly to care for her dog; Molly is surprised when Mike discusses where he'd like to be buried when he dies.

Mike runs into Molly's ex-boyfriend, which jeopardizes his plans for Valentine's Day with Molly.

After working too many double shifts together, Mike and Carl each find the other very annoying.

Following their engagement, Molly is anxious to start planning the wedding while Mike wants to go fishing with his friends.

Peggy gets a big surprise when she celebrates her boyfriend's birthday.

Mike tries to adjust after he gives up his bachelor pad and moves in with Molly and her family.

Molly wants to save money for their wedding, but Mike is tempted into buying Vince's car.

Mike inadvertently adds fuel to the fire when Molly has an argument with her family.

Mike and Molly are invited to her boss's Halloween party -- a holiday Mike hates.

Carl meets an attractive woman (Holly Robinson Peete) at the diner and tries to score a date with her.

As Thanksgiving Day approaches, Mike starts to secretly cheat on his diet.

When Molly is overwhelmed with wedding planning, she turns to Mike for help; Mike invites friends to dinner.

All the in-laws gather for Thanksgiving at Ray and Debra's house.

Robert and Amy find that living with Marie and Frank has a definite down side.

Amy's parents (Fred Willard and Georgia Engel) ask Ray to give Peter (Chris Elliott) dating advice.

Marie helps Debra deal with Ray's habit of leaving his stuff lying around the house.

Trying to be funny, Ray makes a remark to a friend of his children, but he discovers that it upset his family.

Jerry joins a tennis club where the pro is a lousy player; George is too late in concocting a witty comeback to an insult.

George interviews students for the scholarship memorializing his late fiancee; Elaine is hired to ghostwrite J. Peterman's autobiography.

A co-worker's mistake forces Elaine to create an alternate personality; Jerry unintentionally becomes a mobster.

George pulls out all the stops to find a commemorative key ring he lost; Jerry drops his girlfriend's toothbrush in the toilet; Kramer adopts a highway.

Jerry ends up in a weightlifting contest with an older man (Lloyd Bridges); a beautiful woman (Chelsea Noble) mistakes George for her ex-boyfriend.

George finds the ideal napping spot at work; Jerry has his kitchen rebuilt; Elaine meets a new beau (Vince Grant).

George begins to wonder what his new girlfriend (Suzanne Cryer) isn't telling him when she says, "Yada, yada, yada."