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Doug tries to win back Major's love after he traumatizes the child while reading him a scary bedtime-story.

Doug adopts a dog to impress the neighbors but soon regrets the decision; Arthur helps Danny with his gambling problem.

A drawing by Deacon's son convinces Arthur that he needs braces; the Palmers hire Spence as a servant.

Deacon and Kelly buy a vacation home, Carrie is upset because they could have easily afforded it, but they were too cheap.

An uncontrollable wink creates problems for George and Kramer.

Jerry tries to ensure that Elaine's houseguest (Jeremiah Birkett) doesn't sleep through the New York Marathon.

Jerry must choose between his girlfriend (Alexandra Wentworth) and a bowl of soup when a vendor (Larry Thomas) refuses to serve her.

George tries to conceal his ATM code from his fiancee, Susan (Heidi Swedberg); Elaine is intrigued by a man she met at a party.

Bonnie struggles to keep her life together when she loses her job; Christy tries to help Bonnie get back on track.

Christy struggles to accept how much easier life is with Bonnie around; Baxter camps in the driveway.

Bonnie and Christy go to great lengths to help a sick friend; Violet struggles with the realities of pregnancy.

When Bonnie starts dating chef Rudy, Christy winds up stuck in the middle.

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The Taylors find out that their heroic ancestor, immortalized in a statue, was actually a crook.

Helen writes a children's book that is accepted for publication.

Andy and Opie face the difficult problem of helping an old milk-wagon horse find contentment in retirement.

Opie insists on studying piano until he finds out that football and piano practice are incompatible.

Radar borrows Charles' record player and takes over as the M*A*S*H disc jockey.

When Margaret thinks she might be pregnant, the only rabbit available for the test is Radar's pet Fluffy.

A "chest cutter" and a nurse from the 8063rd are sent to the 4077th in return for Hawkeye and Nurse Bigelow.

Little Joe and Hoss, mistaken for gunmen, get caught between feuding families.

A cattle baron and a legendary frontiersman involve Matt in their life-and-death dispute over a hat.

"Hard-Luck" Henry Haggen (John Astin) wants advice from his "smart" cousin Festus.

Two recaptured Army deserters frame Festus in an attempted murder of their sergeant.

Kitty and a young gunsmith from the East are abducted from a stagecoach on the road to Dodge City.

Andy unexpectedly has his hands full as The Darlings, a family of musicians from the mountains, arrive in Mayberry to meet a bus due the next day.

Malcolm Merriwether, an English tourist, passes by Mayberry on a bicycle. After causing a traffic accident, he agrees to work off the damages as Andy's personal valet.

Barney spends his life savings to buy a used car. Unbeknownst to him, the car is actually a lemon and has several issues and defects.

After Opie is struck with puppy love, Barney tries to show him how to handle women.

Barney thinks it's time Andy got married, but Andy has a plan of his own.

Ray and Debra do not know how to prevent their daughter from bullying another student on the school bus.

Ray decides to imitate his father by going to church every week, until he realizes why it is he never misses a sermon.

Ray cancels his plans with Robert, but later feels guilty when Robert is injured and lands in the hospital.

On their 10th anniversary, Debra discovers that Ray taped over their wedding video with a Super Bowl game.

Ray pays a high price for a Hackidu card when the owner (Paul Reubens) of a comic-book store gives him a hard time.

Debra throws the Barone family into turmoil when she finally cooks something good.

Ray and Debra scheme to get Frank and Marie out of their hair by having them make new friends, but the plan blows up in their faces.

Carrie quickly tires of having to eat meat in private because of Doug forcing his new beliefs onto her.

Doug reunites with a high-school friend (Adam Sandler) who wants to relive some of their mischievous acts.

Carrie sees her dream of living in the city coming true when an apartment becomes available in Manhattan.