What’s on Paramount Network Today?
Here’s today’s schedule for Paramount Network.
Thursday, Sep 19, 2024 EDT
| Bar Rescue – Silence of the Ants A Long Beach dive bar becomes infested with more than just bar problems -- they have bug problems. | |
| Bar Rescue – Caving In A mother and son find themselves at odds on how to save their failing bar; when mom steps away, her son runs the bar into the ground. | |
| Bar Rescue – Big Trouble in Little China Grove When a Texas couple on the brink of retirement can't stop enabling their belligerent daughter, Jon Taffer must get them to face facts at this China Grove, Texas, country bar. | |
| Bar Rescue – A Silver Dollar Saved, Is a Silver Dollar Earned Forced to watch her husband and father-in-law's relationship fall apart over their bar, Norma reaches out to Jon to help. | |
| Bar Rescue – Hideaway From Reality Jon faces an owner unwilling to own up to his mistakes and failures and a staff unwilling to speak the truth about him. | |
| Two and a Half Men – Grab a Feather and Get in Line Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity. | |
| Two and a Half Men – Run Steven Staven! Run! Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships. | |
| Two and a Half Men – Walnuts and Demerol Charlie finds himself throwing an unwanted, unplanned holiday party; Evelyn tries to keep Charlie from sleeping with his party date. | |
| Two and a Half Men – That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor (guest star Brooke Shields). | |
| Two and a Half Men – My Damn Stalker Charlie must face his feelings when Rose announces she is moving to London; Alan fudges his online dating profile, only to wind up with a fellow profile-embellisher (Allison Janney). | |
| Two and a Half Men – Young People Have Phlegm Too A more mature woman (Morgan Fairchild) helps rebuild Charlie's ego after he becomes insecure about his age. | |
| Two and a Half Men – I Merely Slept With a Commie Evelyn makes Charlie and Alan regret saying that she will not have any mourners at her funeral. | |
| Two and a Half Men – It Never Rains in Hooterville After realizing that Jake's childhood is almost over, Alan makes a last-minute try at father-son bonding; Kandi embarks on a new career. | |
| Movie – Grease Nice Sandy (Olivia Newton-John) and greaser Danny (John Travolta) try to be like each other in their 1950s high school. | |
| Movie – Clueless A Beverly Hills teen (Alicia Silverstone) plays matchmaker for teachers, transforms a bad dresser (Brittany Murphy) and examines her own existence. | |
| Movie – Grease Nice Sandy (Olivia Newton-John) and greaser Danny (John Travolta) try to be like each other in their 1950s high school. | |
| Bar Rescue – Jason's Last Call Jon heads to Fountain Hills, Ariz., to help a married couple protect their investment in a bar that is being run into the ground by their friend and business partner. | |
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| Paid Programming Paid programming. | |
| Bar Rescue – Weber's of Lies Jon helps a former strip club in Reseda, Calif., become profitable; a bartender is caught stealing. | |
| Bar Rescue – Irish Eyes Aren't Smiling An Irish bar owner who is withholding employee paychecks to keep the business afloat. | |
| Bar Rescue – Punch-Drunk & Trailer-Trashed A family's feuding pushes Jon Taffer to the limit. Outrageous antics force an extreme decision. | |
| Bar Rescue – Danny Sits on His Fanny After convincing his friends to invest their life savings, a novice bar owner transformed a community staple into a bottomless money pit. | |
| Bar Rescue – Things That Go Pahrump in the Night It's a race against the clock when Jon Taffer heads to Pahrump, where he must save the failing bar owned by a man who might lose his sight forever. |
