What’s on Paramount Network Today?
Here’s today’s schedule for Paramount Network.
Monday, Sep 16, 2024 EDT
| Movie – The Goonies Coastal Oregon kids (Sean Astin, Josh Brolin, Jeff Cohen) follow the treasure map of pirate One-Eyed Willie past his deadly traps to gold. | |
| Movie – Tommy Boy A ne'er-do-well auto-parts heir (Chris Farley) must stop his father's (Brian Dennehy) widow from selling the business. | |
| Bar Rescue – Midtown Slump Jon Taffer needs to rescue a failing bar in Houston, Texas, whose owner turned his life upside down to buy a bar near an ailing lifelong friend. | |
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| Who Stole My Life? Every 3 seconds an American's identity is stolen. Just how safe is your 401k? Your bank account? Your home? Your credit? Crime Reporter Tom Morris Jr. investigates the identity theft epidemic. Find out how you can help protect yourself with LifeLock. | |
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| Bar Rescue – Crappy Cantina Taffer tries to save an ill-conceived death-metal concert bar. | |
| Bar Rescue – Jon Ain't Afraid of No Ghost In order to save a haunted bar with a cursed past, Jon is forced to stir up a different type of spirit than he is used to. | |
| Bar Rescue – Beer and Loathing in Las Vegas Two classically trained chefs have a blue collar bar that seems beyond repair. | |
| Bar Rescue – Gone in a Flash A timid bar owner's promiscuous staff exposes themselves in an effort to retain customers, prompting Jon Taffer to clean up their reputation. | |
| Bar Rescue – All Twerk and No Pay Makes Taffer Shut It Down An owner twerks her way to tears when her bar gets out of step. | |
| Bar Rescue – All Blaze, No Glory An owner must change his frat boy ways or risk losing his bar and the financial legacy he could leave to his three grandsons. | |
| Bar Rescue – Come Home to Roost A bar owner's drunk antics chase away customers and force her husband and their investor to pick up the slack. | |
| Bar Rescue – Game Over Jon heads to Sanford, Florida to revitalize a retro-arcade bar that is falling apart and an owner who has an excuse for everything. | |
| Bar Rescue – Midtown Slump Jon Taffer needs to rescue a failing bar in Houston, Texas, whose owner turned his life upside down to buy a bar near an ailing lifelong friend. | |
| Two and a Half Men – I Scream When I Pee Alan's famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special. | |
| Two and a Half Men – One Nut Johnson Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money. | |
| Two and a Half Men – Arguments for the Quickie Charlie's former girlfriend (Emmanuelle Vaugier) returns with an unexpected request. | |
| Two and a Half Men – That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite Charlie and Mia plan their wedding despite complications on both sides of the family. | |
| Two and a Half Men – Working for Caligula Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle; Alan breaks down following his second divorce. | |
| Two and a Half Men – Who's Vod Kanockers? Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor (Steven Tyler) causes trouble. | |
| Two and a Half Men – The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress Charlie is convinced he saw his late father while having a near-death experience. | |
| Two and a Half Men – A Pot-Smoking Monkey After their split, Alan wants to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog. | |
| Movie – The Goonies Coastal Oregon kids (Sean Astin, Josh Brolin, Jeff Cohen) follow the treasure map of pirate One-Eyed Willie past his deadly traps to gold. | |
| Movie – The Lost Boys A woman (Dianne Wiest) and her sons (Jason Patric, Corey Haim) move to a coastal California town full of teenage vampire punks. |
